Monday, August 21, 2017

Eclipsed

So the eclipse happened.  Was it good for you? 

It was cloudy here in Wisconsin, so mostly it just looked like twilight or one of those storms that you head into the basement to wait out.  It got dark.  It got light.

Once in a while the clouds cleared off enough to let us see the actual eclipse.  Kim ordered a bunch of those eclipse glasses so Tabitha and I were well prepared as the time came.  We sat outside and let the darkness fall, and whenever the clouds broke we’d snap on our glasses and take a look.

I even risked a brief photo, because why not.  It’s only dangerous if you stare at it, and a quick glance isn’t going to do any harm.  People look at the sun all the time.  Only during eclipses do they think they can stare at it, though.  So here’s what it looked like in Wisconsin, about 10 minutes past the peak of it all.


I was smart enough not to buy any plants, because I know what happened the last time someone tried that.

This is not my first eclipse, though I don’t really remember the first one.  In my defense, I was in kindergarten at the time.


I remember my parents talking about it with us, and I think they just kept us inside while it was going on.  You can’t really tell a kindergartner not to look at something and expect them not to look at it.  If we had been outside during the eclipse I can pretty much guarantee you that I’d be blind today.

We did gather around afterwards, though, my friends and I, out by the green mailbox on the corner of our one-block-long suburban street.  That was one of our hangout spaces back then.  We had a lot of them in that tiny little neighborhood: the big rock on the Mean Old Man’s property at the top of the driveway, our various front lawns, the driveways that bisected our blocks behind all of our houses – I never did understand how people could build blocks without common driveways running behind all the houses – and so on.  But the green mailbox – one of the ones that the mailmen used for storage rather than the blue ones that you could actually drop letters into – was a favorite.  It was on the corner so you had good visibility, which meant that most of your friends could see you a long way off.

It was nice little neighborhood.  There weren’t too many kids we didn’t want seeing us – only one that I can recall specifically, and he tended to plague other places.  We were all glad when he moved away to become someone else’s problem.

So there we were, out by the mailbox, discussing the events of the day once they had subsided.

We did that.  That’s where we met to discuss the aftereffects of some giant Chinese nuclear test that rumor had it would spread radiation around the world in a big wave that was timed to hit Philadelphia at some point.  We stayed in for that and discussed it after, though what good that did I have no idea.  It’s not like you can stare at radiation.

I don’t remember what we said, out there by the mailbox.  It was an eclipse.  It was unprecedented as far as our short lives were concerned, and we had nothing to compare it to.  We'd seen it from the windows of our various living rooms.  It looked like twilight or a big storm, though we didn’t go into the basement for storms then.  Tornados generally don’t happen in Philadelphia.

It got dark.  It got light.

And then we moved on.

Friday, August 18, 2017

Continued Stray Thoughts on the Current Political Climate

With the cascade of stupid, immoral, illegal, subversive, un-American, and possibly treasonous things emitted by der Sturmtrumper, his pet Congress, his supporters, and his administration reaching levels that make it nearly impossible for any sane person to keep up with, I’ve started just keeping a running list of observations on the matter.  Every time the list reaches critical mass, I suppose I’ll post it and start a new one.  Can’t hurt; might help.  Here’s the most recent list:

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1.  You know how the GOP likes to think it’s the party of business?  How it is running the country like a business and that this is somehow, despite all the available evidence, a good thing?  I’m not going to get into all the reasons why running a government like a business is jaw-droppingly stupid, since apparently the GOP is immune to having that pointed out.  But even if you assume that running one species of organization by the far different standards of another is remotely justifiable and not evidence of either pig-headed ignorance or actual insanity, the fact remains that they aren't running anything like a business.  Businesses thrive on investments – you have to spend money to make money, which is perhaps the first thing they teach you in business school after “don’t borrow money from guys whose middle name is ‘the’ if you wish to keep your kneecaps.”  Any business worth the space it takes up on the planet would be happy to spend $84 in order to get $370 back – that’s a profit of nearly 350% on expenses, after all.  You could retire on that kind of margin fairly quickly.  But no, the GOP simply looks at the $84 spent and says, “Oh noes!  We can’t afford that!”  I suppose it’s not surprising that their current party leader in the White House has gone bankrupt six times while trying to sell booze, gambling, and red meat to the American public.

2. On a related note, Scientific American just published an article noting that the economic benefits of the Obama-era rules to curb greenhouse gases would run to around $370 billion, a tidy profit on the $84 billion that they are expected to cost.  And guess which rules are high on the GOP chopping block as “too expensive.”  Go ahead, guess!  I’ll wait.

3. This might be the same general reason why der Sturmtrumper is so happy about the recent jobs numbers.  The US added 1.07 million jobs between February and July of 2017.  MAGA, right?  That’s certainly what he and his minions, cronies, and lackeys would have you believe.  Except that if you compare the February to July 2016 numbers, when Obama was in charge, those were actually bigger: 1.24 million jobs.  So were the 2015 figures: 1.37 million.  As were the 2014 figures: 1.51 million.  And, surprisingly, so were the 2013 figures: 1.17 million.  Der Sturmtrumper’s numbers are, in other words, the weakest job growth of the last five years.  Obama NEVER ONCE failed to beat those numbers in his second term in office, not that I would expect this to be acknowledged by anyone in the GOP.  Nor would I expect them to acknowledge that der Sturmtrumper’s 1.07 million jobs is the lowest total of any six-month period going back to 2012.  But what’s factual accuracy when you’ve got a country to pretend to run?

4. There is nothing so dangerous as a cornered rat, and der Sturmtrumper is rapidly approaching that phase of his failed presidency.  With the Russian noose getting tighter and tighter, approval ratings tanking, legislative agendas collapsing, and the GOP fragmenting, it’s all coming apart.  And thus you have his recent Twitter shitstorm accusing pretty much every media outlet except the GOP in-house newsletter that is Fox of being “fake news.”  Say it with me once again, people: “Fake news” is not defined as “things you don’t want to hear.”  That’s called journalism.  Everything else is just publicity.

5. Apparently der Sturmtrumper dictated Fredo’s false and misleading testimony to Congress about the Russian connection, and then justified it as parental duty.  You know, my dad would have kicked my ass if I had asked him to lie for me, because my dad had integrity.  I’m not sure the “parental duty” thing really applies here, unless you’re talking about the in loco parentis duty of the American people to punish an unethical moron.

6. So der Sturmtrumper, having accomplished almost nothing, is off for a 17-day vacation.  On the one hand, having him far from power is probably the best hope this nation has for stability and prosperity.  On the other hand, well, there’s a reason Newsweek put him on the cover sunk into a lounge chair, next to a bag of Cheetos (hah!), and above the caption, “Lazy Boy.”  He’s spent nearly a third of his brief Reign of Error on vacation, once you add in his taxpayer-financed golf trips to his own properties.  As former Mexican President Vicente Fox said, “If you’re not happy with your job, just leave.”  And der Sturmtrumper may just do that, though perhaps not on his own terms.

7. Of course Mike Pence is preparing for a presidential run in 2020.  He’d be stupid not to.  While Pence – a bog-standard Dominionist theocrat and right-wing Koch Brothers meat puppet – has a great many flaws, a lack of political ambition isn’t one of them.  He knows, perhaps better than most, that der Sturmtrumper’s days are numbered, and that even if der Sturmtrumper somehow magically makes it to the end of his full term without being impeached, jailed, or simply exploding in a stress-induced coronary, he won’t be reelected.  The confluence of events that brought us this administration is not repeatable.  Oh, worse things can certainly happen and a Pence Administration could even qualify as one depending on how it turns out, but at least Pence is wrong within normal parameters.  He’s a normal politician of the far-right extremes these days, which means a) we’d survive him and b) he understands that preparing for 2020 is his job.

8. Plus, as the Vice President, der Sturmtrumper can’t fire him.  This alone makes it worth his while to separate himself out from the oncoming train wreck so it doesn’t engulf him as well.  There’s nothing der Sturmtrumper can do to Pence aside from isolate and attack him, which only works to Pence’s benefit.  And then the Koch Brothers get the president they wanted anyway.  Win/win for them.  Not so much for the rest of us.

9. Time Magazine has an interactive quiz to see if you would qualify to emigrate to the United States under the draconian policies proposed by der Sturmtrumper.  Now, I was born here.  My ancestors have been here for generations.  I have family who fought to preserve the Union during the Civil War and others who fought to defeat the Nazis in WWII.  I have a PhD in American history specializing in the Founding Fathers so I do actually know what this country was founded upon, I have voted in every election since I turned 18, and I’ve been a taxpayer since the mid-1980s.  And I would not be allowed into this country under those rules.  The sheer smug assholery of such restrictions is a damning indictment of the patriotism of any American who supports them.

10. In case you thought you had any rights at all or that this was a democracy with an accountable government, you should take a good hard look at the workings of the committees der Sturmtrumper’s minions have put together to slash the regulations that keep the US safe.  Oh, right!  You can’t!  A disturbing number of those appointed by der Sturmtrumper haven’t even had their names released!  Because what business is it of yours, good citizen?  Turn around, bend over, smile, lie back and think of New England – nothing to see here except the workings of an autocratic regime that doesn’t have any truck with the whole “democracy” nonsense.  Of course, when you lose the popular vote by nearly three million ballots, this is perhaps understandable.

11. In case you think the GOP termites gnawing at the foundation of American society are limited to der Sturmtrumper, there is always Wisconsin to remind you that they’ve been here for a while.  Thanks to Governor Teabagger (a wholly-owned subsidiary of Koch Industries), there is now a teacher shortage in this state.  And really, who saw that coming?  Wisconsin teachers get paid less now than they did when Governor Teabagger (a wholly-owned subsidiary of Koch Industries) came to power in 2011, given the drastic cuts in benefits necessary to provide tax breaks to the already wealthy.  Classes are larger, job security is less, the teachers’ unions have been gutted, and the Wisconsin GOP has spent almost a decade libeling the state’s teachers as welfare cheats and loafers while introducing legislation to prevent even local authorities from raising money to fund schools.  Who needs an educated population, anyway? 

12. Meanwhile down in Texas, where the heat warps the GOP mind into just the most fascinating shapes, the Texas GOP has slashed funding for family planning by nearly two-thirds since 2011.  And, not surprisingly, teenage pregnancies spiked by 34%.  Yeah, they’re a little hazy on this whole “cause and effect” thing down in the Lone Star State.

13. Terrorism Watch: on August 5, some Moral Leper threw a bomb into the Dar Al-Farooq Islamic Center in Minneapolis.  Nobody was hurt, the but building was extensively damaged.  Minnesota Governor Mark Dayton – a Democrat who has reversed the supply-side, anti-education policies of the GOP and led his state to an economic prosperity that dwarfs the failed efforts of Wisconsin’s GOP poster boy – immediately condemned the bombing as “an act of terrorism” and promised serious action to find the Moral Lepers in question and prevent future such attacks.  Minnesota Senator Al Franken – also a Democrat, strangely enough – told a crowd of citizens that this attack “was an attack on all of us” and would be treated as such.  Meanwhile der Sturmtrumper, always quick with the gratuitously stupid tweet whenever it’s possible to blame terrorist attacks on Muslims, even in foreign countries, has said nothing about this act of terrorism on American soil, and Outright Nazi and White House Advisor Sebastian Gorka publicly declared the whole thing a false flag operation based on, well, nobody’s sure what that accusation is based on.  Wishful thinking and hallucinogenic drugs, most likely.  And that, ladies and gentlemen, is the difference between the two parties at the moment.

14. Bristol Palin apparently said that there is some kind of liberal plot to make conservatives look stupid.  No, dear.  Whatever passes for the left in this country couldn’t organize a two-car parade, let alone a plot of any significant scale.  If you look stupid, chances are it’s your own doing.

15.  Seriously, fuck Nazis. 

16. There are any number of seriously fucked up things about der Sturmtrumper’s reaction to the recent domestic terrorism in Charlottesville, not least being the sheer incompetence of it.  Here he had an opportunity to unite the country behind him by unequivocally condemning Nazis – FUCKING NAZIS, the same racist halfwits we spent four years shooting, back in my grandfather’s day – and he couldn’t even do that.  99% of Americans hate Nazis.  It crosses party lines.  It crosses regional lines.  It crosses class, gender, orientation, occupational, and educational lines.  Nobody likes Nazis, and you know why?  BECAUSE THEY’RE FUCKING NAZIS, the lowest of the low, the cowards who hide behind a bullshit theory of biology thinking it gives them the right to celebrate and perpetuate atrocities.  How hard would it have been to do the moral thing?  How hard would it have been to do the politically astute thing, which for once was the same as the moral thing?  Apparently too hard for der Sturmtrumper.  I’ve gotten grief from some quarters for referring to the current occupant of the White House as “der Sturmtrumper,” but I think I have been proven right here.

17.  Did you see that press conference?  This man is unhinged.

18. Every one of the branches of the US military has taken the highly unusual – possibly even unprecedented – step of slapping der Sturmtrumper down over this.  Every single one.  He’s lost the military.  He’s lost the business community, which recognizes at least that supporting Nazis is bad for business.  You know who he hasn’t lost?  The Dominionist blasphemers, the white supremacists, the Teabagger halfwits, and the rest of his base.

19. If I have to listen to one more Nazi apologist scream “fake news” or “the left is just as bad” or any other hallucinatory verbal excretions, I swear I will hire people to follow them around and laugh at them full time.

20. This:


You either condemn these bastards or you sign on.  There is no middle ground anymore.  Either you are against the Nazis, or you are for them.  And if you are for them, may God have mercy on your soul.

21. Meanwhile the rest of the world continues on its axis (pun fully intended).  Kim Jong Un, the grownup in the room when it comes to meetings with der Sturmtrumper, has signaled his intent to back down from the recent frogmarch toward WWIII.  This might be enough to keep der Sturmtrumper from blowing us all to hell as a way to make us forget the ever-tightening Russian noose (remember that?  What a fine job of wagging the dog this week has been…).  Of course the fact that President Bannon – another Nazi, remember – openly admitted that there is no military option when it comes to North Korea and we should just grow up and forget it might also help. 

22. Robert Mueller continues his investigations and they do seem to be getting closer to paydirt.  The recent raid on Paul Manafort’s house is further evidence that there is a whole lot of fire behind this smoke – you can’t get authorization for that kind of raid without convincing a judge that there was probable cause to suspect criminal activity.  Kenneth Starr never had the basis for such a raid back in the 1990s, and neither did the special counsel investigating George W. Bush’s leak of a CIA operative’s identity.  The case gets closer and closer to der Sturmtrumper, and his flailing and thrashing gets wilder and wilder.

23. That bastion of liberal left-wing thinking known as The Federalist – the same organization that wants to return to the Articles of Confederation because the US Constitution is just too modern – published a fascinating editorial headlined “Donald Trump Needs to Not Be President Yesterday.”  “We’re done with the ‘Well, maybe it won’t be so bad and we should take what we can get’ phase of this administration,” the editorial opens.  “It’s time for the ‘He’s a disaster and needs to go’ phase.  For everybody’s good, Donald Trump needs to not be president, and he needs to not be president yesterday.”  The editorial goes on to spend a good deal of time describing the utter moral debacle of der Sturmtrumper’s reaction to the Nazi march and terrorist attack in Charlottesville, and lament that fact that “Only Trump could take one of the most uncontroversial ideas in American politics, the Indiana Jones rule, and turn it into a wrenching national argument.”  When you’re too right-wing for The Federalist, you have truly gone over the edge and into the abyss.

24. James Mattis, perhaps the sanest of the Cabinet members left in der Sturmtrumper’s government (granted, not saying much, but it is saying something at least) spent much of last week undermining der Sturmtrumper’s foreign policy by pointing out that American global leadership was hard won and has benefitted this country immensely and that only an idiot would throw that away in the name of some blinkered ideology.  Not quite in those words, but anyone with a clue could read them between the lines of what he did say.  At this point I suspect the only reason he still has a job is that der Sturmtrumper is not bright enough to figure out just how badly he is being cut here.

25. Did anyone catch the recent Chinese announcement that the “countdown to a clash” between China and India – two nuclear powers and the two most populous nations on Earth – “has begun”?  I suspect Mattis has, though whether der Sturmtrumper even noticed is an open question.  Interesting times we live in, right?

26.  But her emails! 

27. Of all the Republican politicians who have stepped forward to reject der Sturmtrumper’s open embrace of Nazism, perhaps the most eloquent and pointed has been Mitt Romney.  And it is worth quoting in full:

I will dispense for now from discussion of the moral character of the president's Charlottesville statements. Whether he intended to or not, what he communicated caused racists to rejoice, minorities to weep, and the vast heart of America to mourn. His apologists strain to explain that he didn't mean what we heard. But what we heard is now the reality, and unless it is addressed by the president as such, with unprecedented candor and strength, there may commence an unraveling of our national fabric.

The leaders of our branches of military service have spoken immediately and forcefully, repudiating the implications of the president's words. Why? In part because the morale and commitment of our forces--made up and sustained by men and women of all races--could be in the balance. Our allies around the world are stunned and our enemies celebrate; America's ability to help secure a peaceful and prosperous world is diminished. And who would want to come to the aid of a country they perceive as racist if ever the need were to arise, as it did after 9/11?

In homes across the nation, children are asking their parents what this means. Jews, blacks, Hispanics, Muslims are as much a part of America as whites and Protestants. But today they wonder. Where might this lead? To bitterness and tears, or perhaps to anger and violence?

The potential consequences are severe in the extreme. Accordingly, the president must take remedial action in the extreme. He should address the American people, acknowledge that he was wrong, apologize. State forcefully and unequivocally that racists are 100% to blame for the murder and violence in Charlottesville. Testify that there is no conceivable comparison or moral equivalency between the Nazis--who brutally murdered millions of Jews and who hundreds of thousands of Americans gave their lives to defeat--and the counter-protestors who were outraged to see fools parading the Nazi flag, Nazi armband and Nazi salute. And once and for all, he must definitively repudiate the support of David Duke and his ilk and call for every American to banish racists and haters from any and every association.

This is a defining moment for President Trump. But much more than that, it is a moment that will define America in the hearts of our children. They are watching, our soldiers are watching, the world is watching. Mr. President, act now for the good of the country.


28. This, folks, is what should be coming from every leader in this country, of every party.  The unequivocal rejection of evil, the clear assignment of blame, the open challenge thrown down before a grotesque president to demonstrate what a real American leader would do, and the consequences to the nation if that challenge is not met.  First Ted Cruz, now Mitt Romney – maybe there is hope for the GOP in the long run after all.

29. And more Republicans – people I disagree with on almost every major political issue – have stepped forward to do the right thing and condemn der Sturmtrumper and the Nazis he supports.  Marco Rubio said, “Mr. President, you can’t allow white supremacists to share only part of the blame.  They support [an] idea which cost [the] nation & world so much pain.”  John McCain noted that “There’s no moral equivalency between racists & Americans standing up to defy hate & bigotry.  The President of the United States should say so.”  Even Paul Ryan and Mitch McConnell, while refusing to take the full moral stand and condemn der Sturmtrumper explicitly, did at least move clearly in that direction.  Ryan said, “We must be clear.  White supremacy is repulsive.  This bigotry is counter to all this country stands for.  There can be no moral ambiguity,” while McConnell said, “There are no good neo-Nazis, and those who espouse their views are not supporters of American ideals and freedoms.  We all have a responsibility to stand against hate and violence, wherever it raises its evil head.”  Even Bob Corker – one of the leading candidates for Mike Pence’s current job last summer – took the time to criticize der Sturmtrumper’s nonsensical response to the Nazi violence, pointing out that der Sturmtrumper “has not yet been able to demonstrate the stability, nor some of the competence that he needs to demonstrate in order to be successful. … He also recently has not demonstrated that he understands the character of this nation.  He has not demonstrated that he understands what has made this nation great and what it is today.”  Not the strong clear denunciation of evil that is needed, but at least in the right direction.  Hope?  Maybe.

30. Of course, that hope rests on der Sturmtrumper either doing the right thing (which would be largely unprecedented) or being shoved aside as both president and party leader.  Given the army of bigots, trolls, racists, Nazis, theocrats, and subversives who continue to support der Sturmtrumper and who have been welcomed into the GOP as a key part of their base these last couple of decades, that is a slim hope indeed.

31. Remember, folks.  The origins of the modern GOP (i.e. not the Party of Lincoln – the GOP is no more the Party of Lincoln than the Democrats are the Party of Jefferson.  Those founders died a long time ago and their parties have changed beyond recognition, often several times, since then) stretch back to the Civil Rights Act of 1964.  That law split both parties, and Nixon’s Southern Strategy made sure that the racists and demagogues who opposed that law moved over from the Democrats (who had opposed civil rights for blacks in the 1860s) to Republicans (who apparently were supposed to oppose those same rights in the 1960s, despite the crucial support given to the Civil Rights Act by moderate Republicans in 1964).  Everything else follows from that.  It’s no accident that the policies endorsed by the GOP since then have disproportionately harmed non-whites and it is no accident that the Nazis and white supremacists find a comfortable home in the modern GOP.  Changing that will be painful, difficult work, and whether the GOP has the spine or the stomach for it is an open question.

32. And the world looks on in horror at der Sturmtrumper.  “I see no equivalence between those who propound Fascist views and those who oppose them,” said British Prime Minister Theresa May.  “I think it is important for all those in positions of responsibility to condemn far right views whenever we hear them.” Heiko Maas, the Justice Minister in Germany (where they know a thing or two about Nazis) noted that “Trump’s trivializing reaction to Charlottesville is unbearable.  That was anti-Semitism and racism.”  Martin Schulz, the leader of Germany’s Social Democratic Party, said, “One must denounce Nazis definitively.  What Trump is doing is inflammatory.  Whoever trivializes violence & hate betrays western values.”  British MP Sajid Javid was fairly clear as well: “Neo-Nazis: bad.  Anti-Nazis: good.  I learned that as a child.  It was pretty obvious.”  Ruth Davidson, the leader of the Conservative Party in Scotland, was even more clear: “The President of the United States has just turned his face to the world to defend Nazis, fascists and racists.  For shame.”  Not surprisingly, the chorus of horror coming from Israel – where they also know a few things about Nazis – has been deafening.  Israeli legislator Tamar Zandberg was blunt: “Racism and hatred and opposition to racism and hatred are not two sides of the same coin, and the attempt to draw this symmetry gives legitimacy to dark and evil forces that should not have a place in the public discussion.  The stubborn denial of President Trump to denounce neo-Nazis and racists and his flattery of organizations that promote these frightening and unacceptable worldviews … raise serious questions regarding the motivation and the moral consciousness of he who is supposed to be the leader of the free world and the protector of democracy.”  For fuck sake, even IRAN thought Trump was going too far in his support of the Nazis.  When you can get Israel and Iran on the same side against you, maybe you ought to be rethinking your life choices.

33. Can we stop with the crocodile tears about removing the Confederate statues?  They’re not there to celebrate history.  They’re there to celebrate white supremacy.  As Maryland Governor Larry Hogan noted, “The time has come to make clear the difference between properly acknowledging our past and glorifying the darkest chapters of our history.”  Folks, the people who were trying to rewrite history were the ones who put the statues up in the first place, and for that reason alone they should be removed.  I see no reason to glorify traitors, and no reason why anyone who does should call themselves a patriotic American.

34. Plus, as Jamil Smith noted, “All these folks worried about erasing history when the Confederate statues come down will be thrilled to learn about the existence of books.”  That is, of course, if such folks actually read books.

35. And now President Bannon is gone.  Who can keep up with all this?  I wonder if he will take up the leisure activity that Mooch ascribed to him.  There are people who’d pay money to see that, I’m sure.

36. This does leave open the question as to just who is the president now, since it is fairly clear that der Sturmtrumper doesn’t have much interest in the job.  It’s just a question of when he leaves and whether he does so of his own volition or whether he is removed through any of the Constitutional methods the nation has at its disposal for its own defense.  As Frank Bruni noted in the New York Times, “Trump resigned the presidency already – if we regard the job as one of moral stewardship, if we assume that an iota of civic concern must joust with self-regard, if we expect a president’s interest in legislation to rise above vacuous theatrics, if we consider a certain baseline of diplomatic etiquette to be part of the equation.  By those measures it’s arguable that Trump’s presidency never really began.  By those measures it’s indisputable that his presidency ended in the lobby of Trump Tower on Tuesday afternoon, when he chose – yes, CHOSE – to litigate rather than lead, to attend to his wounded pride instead of his wounded nation and to debate the supposed fine points of white supremacy.  He abdicated his responsibilities so thoroughly and recklessly that it amounted to a letter of resignation.  Then he whored for his Virginia winery on the way out the door.”

37. This is what you voted for, Trump voters.  None of this is any surprise.  People shouted warnings about all of this – from the criminality to the white supremacy to the sheer incompetence – from every available platform last year, and you said, “That’s okay with me.”  Congratulations.  You are the company you keep.  And if you think the rest of us are going to forget that anytime soon, you can think again.

Wednesday, August 16, 2017

Alma Who?

As you head into Iowa City on Highway 1 you pass an unassuming little intersection just north of town.  It’s a fairly unremarkable place, just another rural road that cuts across a state highway before heading off into a small section of the American heartland.  There’s a farm right there at the intersection.  Why anyone thought it was a good idea to name that cross street “Dingleberry Avenue” is kind of an interesting question, really. 

Maybe it meant something else back then.

We were in Iowa for Tabitha’s college tour, since she is headed off to higher education all too soon.  I’m not really sure she’s interested in the University of Iowa, but it’s a good school and if you think you might like a large public campus in a small college town it’s the sort of place you can go to get a quality education and have a good time doing so.  We’re going up to Madison sometime soon for comparison.  This is what you do when your kids are old enough to be thinking of college.

I went on a whole pile of tours when I was looking at colleges as an undergrad – I have vivid memories of tramping around Lehigh University, for example, an engineering school on a campus that tilts at about 30 degrees off horizontal and that’s perhaps why it specialized in engineering – though for graduate school I didn’t worry about tours.  For my MA I chose a town I wanted to live in and applied to schools there (Pitt gave me more money than any of the Boston schools, so off to Pittsburgh I went), and for my PhD I followed the advice of one of my MA professors, which was to find a scholar you wanted to work with and go wherever they were.

I ended up at Iowa.

I didn’t really work with that scholar all that much – she had moved on to other areas of study, though she did serve on my dissertation committee – but I enjoyed my time there. 

They did a nice job with the tour, it has to be said.  We marched all over the east side of the campus – the undergrad side, as opposed to the med school side (which also has the football stadium) – and saw a great many buildings, some of which were actually there when I was attending classes back in the early 90s though often not in their current form.  I couldn’t believe how much the library had changed. 

The town itself is also a different place now.  The restaurants are mostly new for one thing, though we did complete the Iowa Undergraduate Eating Experience by having lunch at The Airliner.  We’d already done The Hamburg Inn #2 on our way out to Colorado a couple of summers ago.  We'll save Pagliai's for when we're there for dinner someday.  The mall has been turned inside out so the stores face the street.  Nobody does malls anymore.  The Ped Mall is still there, as is the fountain.  And you can still go to Prairie Lights Books, so things can’t be all that upended.

But I did spend the whole time thinking – and often saying – things like “Wow, that didn’t used to be there!” or “What happened to [fill in name of long-vanished business or academic landmark]?”

My mother did the same thing when I was an undergraduate, as I recall.  We attended the same university about a quarter century apart, and in between us they closed off entire streets and took out the trolley lines.  That’s what happens when you go to a university that has a vice-president in charge of nothing but construction projects, I suppose.

I have no idea where Tabitha will end up next year, but it won’t be where I went.

Even if it is.

Sunday, August 13, 2017

Further Thoughts on the Current Crisis in Virginia

It’s interesting what happens when Nazis march.

For one thing, judging from some of the reactions I’ve gotten about yesterday’s piece, there are a lot of people who seem to be offended when someone brings up the historical fact that we used to shoot Nazis.

I am not sure why this is, since it is an incontrovertible fact and it did make the world a better place.  If you can stand before me and argue that humanity was not improved significantly by the defeat and near-eradication of the Nazis in 1945, you have serious moral issues.

As I noted in a comment to yesterday’s post, I am not advocating that we run around randomly shooting Nazis today just because they are Nazis.  And “Fuck you sideways with a Buick” is a metaphor of hyperbolic disgust that I have used for decades now in all kinds of situations, not something I specifically created for yesterday’s events.  Those who use cars as weapons deserve all the curses and maledictions a people can pour out.  I’ll leave the mindless violence to the Nazis, since it seems to be the one thing they’re good at. 

My point, which I want absolutely clear, is that as Americans we once understood what evil was and treated it accordingly.  The fact that this evil now feels safe marching in our streets, shouting their dumbass slogans and waving their tiki-torches around (FFS, we can’t even have serious Nazis – we have Nazi Bros), is a damning indictment of our current political situation.  The pull quote from yesterday’s post, as far as I am concerned, was this: “This is what people insist was the Greatest Generation in American history spent half a decade trying to eradicate from the surface of the earth, and it is here again in our midst, to the everlasting shame of America.”  The United States bled to get rid of Nazis, and much of the world did as well.  Many countries bled far more than we did.  For Nazis to march unashamed in our streets now marks a failure of American society that needs to be redressed.

Fuck the Nazis.

What has been heartening, really, is the reaction that this Nazi atrocity and bloodletting has caused among actual Americans.

The widespread outpouring of revulsion and condemnation across the country has been precisely what one would hope for in a situation where an American citizen was killed on American soil for opposing Nazis.  It has generated an entirely appropriate wave of anger – real anger – among those who value what this country is and could be.  “I don’t mean the kind of angry that makes people do stupid stuff,” said my friend Andrew.  “I mean the kind of core of your soul anger that makes society fight back.”  Because we do need to fight back, to show those Nazi cockroaches just how pathetic, small, and hopeless they are.

What I have found even more heartening, though, has been the reaction from American conservatives, who are finally, perhaps, beginning to realize that they need to own their radical fringe and purge them instead of pandering to them and accepting them as a key part of their base.

Orrin Hatch, who has demonstrated several times this long hot summer that he may well be someone I can disagree with and still respect, was fairly blunt.  “We should call evil by its name,” he wrote in tweets that he was very careful to say were his and not composed by his staff.  “My brother didn’t give his life fighting Hitler for Nazi ideas to go unchallenged here at home.  … Their tiki torches may be fueled by citronella but their ideas are fueled by hate, & have no place in civil society.”

Ted Cruz – Ted Cruz of all people – denounced these Nazis in no uncertain terms.  “The Nazis, the KKK, and white supremacists are repulsive and evil, and all of us have a moral obligation to speak out against the lies, bigotry, anti-Semitism, and hatred that they propagate,” he wrote. “Having watched the horrifying video of the car deliberately crashing into a crowd of protesters, I urge the Department of Justice to immediately investigate and prosecute this grotesque act of domestic terrorism.”

National Security Advisor HR McMaster was dismissive of people who want to make false equations between the two sides in Virginia.  “Of course it was terrorism,” he said in an interview on Meet the Press.  Yes indeed, it was.

Even Fox News, usually a stalwart lapdog of right wing nonsense, flatly declared that the Nazi march was a “white supremacist rally” and repeatedly described it as such in several different headlines and throughout a number of different stories.  What is perhaps most telling was the editorial they published written by Bruce Ashford, Provost of the Southeastern Baptist Theological Seminary.  It declared that “White conservatives – especially white Christian conservatives – should speak out openly against white nationalism and white supremacy.  This is racism pure and simple, and it represents a frontal assault on the Christian gospel, a denial of human dignity and a subversion of our democracy.”

This is what this country needs.  We need a sane conservative movement that will reject the extremists who pervert it, that will form a rational counterbalance to whatever passes for the left these days.  It needs people who can be disagreed with without fearing for the lives and safety of American citizens or the future of the republic.  And if there can be a silver lining to the black cloud of Nazis openly and unashamedly marching in American streets, perhaps that's it. 

One can hope. 

Saturday, August 12, 2017

A Few Words on the Current Crisis in Virginia

Fuck the Nazis.

This country used to hand out medals to people who shot Nazis.  Just pointing that out.  I’m a professional historian.  I know these things.

Shooting Nazis was a salutary and positive policy, one that left the world a better place for as long as it took us to forget what bottom-feeding evil Nazis actually are and sanitize them as just one more side in a debate.  It’s not an accident that this kind of fuckery comes bubbling back to the surface as the WWII generation dies off.

We had actual Nazis – ACTUAL GOD DAMNED NAZIS, in every theological sense of that phrase – marching through Virginia yesterday. 

They marched through the campus of the University of Virginia – the one that Thomas Jefferson, author of the Declaration of Independence, founded – shouting their pasty little slogans, doing their pathetic hand-waving rituals, and pretending to the rest of the world that they actually stand for something other than pure undiluted hatred and degeneracy.

They burned their tiki-torches (seriously, doesn’t anyone know how to make a real torch anymore?) and spewed vile garbage all over my country and this is an outrage.

This isn’t free speech.  This is rioting.  This is terrorism.  This is what people insist was the Greatest Generation in American history spent half a decade trying to eradicate from the surface of the earth, and it is here again in our midst, to the everlasting shame of America.

Of course der Sturmtrumper doesn’t see it that way.  Why would he?  He was officially endorsed by every major white supremacist and neo-Nazi organization in America as the man who shared their values and would promote their agenda, and evil knows its own.  His palsied condemnation of the crisis in Virginia as something where blame could be shared equally by Nazis and anti-Nazis alike speaks for itself as a cowardly attempt to whitewash terrorism in America and dog whistle to his supporters that he’s okay with all of this.

Even that was too harsh for his supporters.  David Duke, noted Trump supporter and former KKK Grand Poobah or whatever it is those sheet-wearing cowards call the guys with the pointiest hats, was so offended by the possibility that the rioters and hate-spewing thugs could share any portion of the blame for the things they did that he took to Twitter to lecture der Sturmtrumper: “I would recommend you take a good look in the mirror & remember it was White Americans who put you in the presidency, not radical leftists.”

And there you have it.  This isn’t a presidency for Americans.  This is a presidency only for the small subset of Americans who are okay with overt racism, domestic terrorism, and Nazism.  This is what happens when bottom-feeding evil rises to the top.

We used to shoot Nazis, remember.  We used to give people medals for that.  Now they come out in the open and demand our submission.

Fuck them.

Fuck them sideways with a Buick.

Monday, August 7, 2017

Jacketed

School letter jackets are a lot more complicated than they used to be.

After hemming and hawing about it for the last couple of years, everyone has finally come to agree that Tabitha does in fact want a letter jacket for Local Businessman High School.  She’s earned several letters during her time there, and it would be nice to have a warm jacket to hang them on.  So this afternoon she and I drove up to the shop just north of town where such things are sold and took a look.

My.

The first thing I discovered is that the jackets have become sexually dimorphic – there are now boys’ jackets and girls’ jackets.  They both have the same wool core, but in the male version the sleeves are an off-white leather while in the female version the sleeves are the same color wool as the core.  Also, the female version has a miniature cape in the back, while the male version doesn’t.

Your name gets sewn on both sides – first name on the front, last name on the cape on the back.  No, I don’t know what the guys do.  Maybe they just settle for one name.  Or put both on the front.  In either case, you also get numbers for the right sleeve, up by the shoulder, to indicate your expected year of graduation, so don’t fall behind or you’ll have to revise your jacket.  Or worse, they’ll sell you a little cross-out that you can sew over the old numbers and then you’ll have to buy new numbers to sew underneath so you can advertise your miscalculations.

You know someone has done this.  You know that, right?

They’ll put your letters on for you – a service I appreciate, as my sewing skills can best be described as “drunk spider in a hailstorm” – and since we didn’t actually think to bring her letters with us, we’ll go back tomorrow and finish up the order.

Back in the stone ages, when I was in high school, we didn’t have so many options.

There was one jacket style for everyone, and it didn’t have leather sleeves or capes.  I’d never even heard of such things until I moved to the midwest.  Kim’s high school didn’t have the leather sleeves either, but did have the capes (which, she says, were scalloped in the back because technically they were a zip-up hood except nobody ever actually zipped them up).  She suggested that perhaps we did have two different designs, one of them with the cape, but that I don’t remember this.  I dug out my old yearbook (I’m a historian – of course I know exactly where my old yearbook is, don’t be silly) to check this and discovered that nobody in any of the pictures is wearing a school jacket!  I may have imagined the whole thing!

Except I do have my old one hanging in my closet, which would argue against that thesis.  I unearthed it a couple of years ago when LBHS had a “wear your parent’s jacket to school” day, and Tabitha was the only one there with a jacket from my old high school!  To be honest, she was pretty much the only one there with a jacket that wasn’t from LBHS or the other high school here in Our Little Town.  People tend to stay here, I suppose, and few of us come in.

Our old jackets came with the school name already sewn onto the back in big white block letters making a semicircular arc across your shoulders.  For LBHS, you have to buy the big patch that has the school’s name entire swooping across it in brightly colored chenille, and then they sew it onto the cape.  Again, I don’t know what the guys do.  Maybe they staple it to their foreheads in a display of manly manhood.  I’ve not seen that, but I’ve never seen Dallas either and people tell me it exists so I suppose nothing can be ruled out definitively.

We also had to sew our own letters onto our jackets back in the day, and for some reason I decided not to ask my mom to do that.  I spent several evenings working on those letters.  My high school had a two-word name and therefore had TWO letters – double the sewing fun! – for the varsity letters.  The JV letters were lumped together into one patch, which was not nearly as high status.  In the end I got the letters to look pretty good from the outside, and they never did fall off.  As long as you didn’t look at the inside of the jacket (vide supra, re: spider, intoxicated, foul weather) you’d think it was well done.  And you know, since they’re still on there, I suppose in a way it was.

The other thing that they do here that I don’t remember from my own not-nearly-as-misspent-as-it-should-have-been youth is give out medals.  I think you only get one letter in anything, and if you continue on with it they give you medals.  Big ones, with heavy round metal discs at the bottom to weigh you down and let you know that This Is A Medal And An Accomplishment, which really is kind of nice of them if you think about it.  You pin them to your jacket, preferably on top of the letter they go with but anywhere close will do if you run out of room.  And if you are a multi-sport, multi-activity student who gets good grades (they have academic letters and medals too here), then – logically enough – by the time you graduate you will end up looking like a North Korean general and you will sort of list to port from the weight of all the medals that you pin to the letters on your jacket.

Don’t even think of air travel.  The TSA will just go into conniptions.

So soon Tabitha will have her jacket, and no doubt it will look smart on her.

Saturday, August 5, 2017

Continued Stray Thoughts on the Current Political Climate

With the cascade of stupid, immoral, illegal, subversive, un-American, and possibly treasonous things emitted by der Sturmtrumper, his pet Congress, his supporters, and his administration reaching levels that make it nearly impossible for any sane person to keep up with, I’ve started just keeping a running list of observations on the matter.  Every time the list reaches critical mass, I suppose I’ll post it and start a new one.  Can’t hurt; might help.  Here’s the most recent list:

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1. Well that didn’t take long.  Der Sturmtrumper’s new mouthpiece [not for long – see below], affectionately known to his drinking buddies as “Mooch” for reasons that have not been publicly confirmed, has launched an all-out assault on Democrats Congress organized crime child molesters rum runners slavers heretics serial killers Adam Sandler movies wait, who? oh, right: other high-ranking officials of the Sturmtrumper regime.  Apparently Chief of Staff Reince “No, Seriously, That’s His Name” Priebus is, in Mooch’s estimation, “a fucking paranoid schizophrenic” who is about to get has already received [see below again – seriously, nobody can keep up with this madness] an offer to return to the private sector that he cannot refuse.  Furthermore, Mooch insists that he is not like President and Vatican-declared non-Christian Steve Bannon because, “I’m not trying to suck my own cock.”  He has also promised to fire everyone in his department and threatened to sic the FBI on other members of the White House staff.  Because that’s how you build morale and unit cohesion, at least until the knives come out.

2. Apparently you can’t change official US military policy by shitstorming on Twitter.  Who knew?

3. For those of you who live in caves, der Sturmtrumper – in a transparent attempt to deflect attention from the implosion of his administration and the creeping Fascism of what passes for his policies – has declared that transsexuals will no longer be allowed to serve in the US armed forces.  He claimed that he had reached this decision in consultation with “my generals” – an eerily totalitarian possessive that was completely contradicted by actual US military officials, none of whom had even heard of this until der Sturmtrumper shat it out.  Not surprisingly, the Joint Chiefs of Staff has responded with the flat statement that there would be “no modification” of current policies until formal procedures had been followed for making such changes.  Given the slapdash laziness of der Sturmtrumper and his legal team, that may well never actually happen.  Though given the necessity of beating his bigoted core voters into line to vote in 2018, who knows what evil they may bestir themselves to commit.

4. And make no mistake – this is evil.  FFS, even Orrin Hatch – as right-wing a conservative as ever walked the surface of the planet – has condemned it as immoral and un-American.  When you’re too much of right-wing extremist for Orrin Hatch, you really need to re-evaluate your life choices.

5. Mooch recently declared that der Sturmtrumper “sinks 3-foot putts,” presumably because der Sturmtrumper’s ability to play with his tiny balls is somehow supposed to be impressive to normal people.  Naturally the official White House transcript has revised this to say that der Sturmtrumper “sinks 30-foot putts.”  You know, this is rapidly approaching Kim Jong Un territory.  Remember when North Korea was the country with the unstable dictator and the US had a long-term plan?  Good times, man.

6. Man, the Mooch waits for nobody and Reince “No, Seriously, That’s His Name” Priebus is out on the pavement wondering what hit him.  As one would expect with der Sturmtrumper’s administration, Priebus was fired with all the dignity and ceremony of a mob hit.  He, White House Policy Adviser Stephen Miller, and White House Social Media Director (seriously, that’s his title – he’s doing a heckova job, ain’t he?) Dan Scavino got into a darkened vehicle, and then only Miller and Scavino got out.  He got Kiffined!  Is there a stadium being built in New Jersey somewhere?  Someone should check under the 50-yard-line for a white guy in a blue suit.  Either that or Priebus is about to become the new assistant football coach at Alabama.

7.  And just in case the Mafia parallels weren’t clear enough in this criminal regime, one of Mooch’s buddies – Arthur Schwartz, by name – publicly threatened the now unemployed Reince “No, Seriously, That’s His Name” Priebus with defamation.  “Hey, Reince,” his tweet of July 30 begins.  “Remember when people told you it was me that was trashing you in the press.  They were right.  Happy to start again.”  And a short while later, “Reince – you’re unemployed now.  Keep pushing this crap & I’ll start dropping oppo on you.”  Sweet dancing monkeys on a stick, the Mafia actually has more honor than this crew of delinquents. 

8.  In other news, der Sturmtrumper went to a police chief convention and openly called for more police brutality.  Because fuck you, that’s why.  The number of police officers and chiefs who have publicly told der Sturmtrumper that this is precisely the kind of thuggery that they are here to prevent has been gratifying to the rational adult mind, but the fact that this idiocy is coming straight from the head of the nation’s Executive Branch is more than a little grotesque.

9. The latest slapstick collapse of Republicare is one for the ages.  Here is a party that has been having a complete toddler-level meltdown at the prospect of Americans getting healthcare for nearly a decade, that tried to repeal the ACA more than fifty times during the Obama presidency when they knew they could pout and scream and hold their collective breath until they turned blue and nothing would change, except now they control both houses of Congress and the Presidency (and, thanks to some flatly subversive partisan extremism, the Supreme Court as well), and after all that time and all that shouting they have definitively proven that they are idiots of the 33rd degree with no ability to think, plan, or act in any rational manner.  Let’s take this from the top, shall we?  They had no replacement bill ready when they took control.  The original replacement bill they hurriedly cobbled together was drafted in secret by 13 men and rammed to a vote without any public input or CBO score, which, when the score came in, was just as bad as the bill's worst critics thought it would be, and it failed because honestly what about that doesn’t scream Fail?  They tried to ram another bill through in its place – a bill so secret that even the GOP didn’t know what it was and didn’t see any problem with voting for a bill they’d never read, and they failed again.  This isn’t a political party – this is the “Before” picture of an AA convention.  They have no idea what they’re doing, no idea how to do it, and no concern for the damage they will cause if they ever succeed in spite of themselves.  Is there a 12-step program for this kind of thing?  I’m sensing a business opportunity here.

10. Senator Chris Murphy (D-CT) probably summed it up best during the farce that evening.  “This is nuclear-grade bonkers, what is going on here tonight,” he said.  “We are about to reorder one fifth of the American health-care system, and we are going to have two hours to review a bill … that is lighting the American health-care system on fire with intentionality.”

11. And if you doubt Murphy’s words, consider the fact that the stated argument – the publicly stated argument from FOUR actual serving Republican Senators was that they would only vote for the bill if they received assurances that it would not in fact become law.  Uh, say what?  If you don’t want it to become a law, don’t vote for it.  Because you know, there’s nothing in the Constitution that says the House has to abide by those assurances, which I am sure Mitch McConnell and Paul Ryan knew quite well.  Seriously, folks – at some point this stops being about partisan politics and starts being about the sheer immaturity and incompetence of the governing party.

12. Actually, the kicker of the way it all turned out once Republicare went down in flames was pointed out by a Reddit user with the username “zzzzzzzz414” and deserves to be quoted in full:

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I'm not sure if it's really being appreciated just how comprehensively the Republicans were just fucked over.

See, the Republicans have been trying to pass these godawful healthcare bills through a process called budget reconciliation, which, among other things, protects the bill from being filibustered in the Senate and only requires a simple majority of 50 votes (rather than 60, which the Republicans don't have).

The thing is, the Senate can only consider one budget reconciliation bill per topic per year. Of course, if the bill dies in committee and never comes to an official vote, it doesn't count- which is why they've been able to keep hammering away at the issue.

This bill, though, was allowed to come to the Senate floor, because the Republicans thought they'd secured the votes. Collins, Murkowski and the Democrats would vote no, everyone else would vote yes, and Pence would break the tie. And then McCain completely fucked them. And it was almost certainly a calculated move; he voted to allow the bill to come to the floor. Had McCain allowed it to die in committee, McConnell could have come back with yet another repeal bill; but he let it come to a vote, and now they can't consider another budget reconciliation bill for the rest of the fiscal year. The Senate needs 60 votes to pass any kind of healthcare reform now.

So now they're caught between a rock and a hard place. Either they concede defeat on the issue and try again later (causing a big, unpopular stink that could damage elections if they try it before the midterms, or risking losing the slim majority they already have if they wait) or they actually sit down with the democrats like adults and write a halfway decent healthcare bill.

This is amazing.

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Yes, indeed.  Amazing.  That’s one word for it, anyway.

13. One lesson here is don’t screw over John McCain.  Der Sturmtrumper devoted a lot of time in 2016 to insulting the service and heroism of a combat veteran who spent five and a half years as a prisoner of war in North Vietnam, two of them in solitary confinement and much of it being tortured, while der Sturmtrumper himself spent the war sitting around comfortably at home because he had the money and connections to dodge his service.  A man like McCain will remember the disrespect, and will beat you to death with it if he can.  He played a long game with Republicare, carefully setting things up so that he could cast the deciding vote against der Sturmtrumper’s pet project, and don’t think that was accidental.  And now McConnell and der Sturmtrumper have been royally fucked over.  At least until McConnell changes the rules of the game he can’t win fairly, which is the modern GOP strategy after all.  But for this moment, one must sit back and enjoy the elegance of the unanesthetized political colonoscopy they just received at the hands of a man they thought they could insult with impunity.

14. No, McCain didn’t defeat Republicare on his own.  The entire Democratic caucus – including any number of Senators from red states – as well as GOP Senators Lisa Murkowski of Alaska (willing to shrug off public threats of retaliation from der Sturmtrumper) and Susan Collins of Maine all stood tall in the face of immorality and authoritarian edict-manufacturing.  But my guess is that they rather carefully orchestrated it so McCain could be the one with the knife.  McCain does not have to worry about re-election, for one thing.  And more importantly, der Sturmtrumper is exquisitely sensitive to any perceived slight to his galactic ego, and the final blow coming from McCain hurt a lot more than it would have coming from Murkowski or Collins.  For which the rest of us can be glad.

15. Even so, it should be noted that the GOP came within a single vote of passing a bill that nobody – nobody, not the Democrats, not the majority of Republicans, not the health care industry, not the AMA, not the insurance industry, nobody other than the robber barons who pull their strings – wanted.  Even some of the Republicans who voted for it publicly said it was a disgrace.  And yet they voted for it anyway.  When you have a party that is that out of step with both reality and politics, you have to question the institutional sanity at the top.

16. Now we’re left with the pathetic spectacle of der Sturmtrumper announcing to the American people that he intends to destroy the ACA rather than let anyone have healthcare in this country, because that’s what Republican Jeebus Hissownself (a heavily armed and bigoted figure not to be confused with any actual deity or Savior) demands, I suppose.  Turns out that people don’t want that either, and there are already lawsuits from insurance companies demanding that he actually follow the law and pay them the money they’re owed under the ACA.  Business friendly GOP?  Not if it conflicts with the imperative of cruelty that the GOP seems to live under these days.

17. And just like that, the Mooch is gone in a blinding flash of profanity and incompetence.  Seriously – the press secretary of the President of the United States of America doesn’t know the difference between “on the record” and “off the record”?  This was such a catastrophic hire that one begins to wonder if it was deliberate, designed to keep our attention away from something else, such as, oh, the Russian inquiries.

18. And right on cue, the same day that Mooch blew up in the GOP’s face, Bill Browder – a financier with extensive experience dealing with Russian operatives – testified before Congress.  It should be noted that his testimony was delayed, and his original testimony date was the same day that der Sturmtrumper randomly decided to ban transgender soldiers from the military.  It’s hard to say whether these were deliberate attempts to distract or just the usual catastrophic incompetence of the current regime.  Ian Fleming once wrote that once is happenstance, twice is coincidence, but three times is enemy action, and we’re well into enemy action territory with this sad crew of civic illiterates.  Browder had extensive business dealings in Putin’s Russia before reporting a massive $230 million corruption scandal to the proper authorities – who, as it turned out, were in on it – whereupon he was accused of financial crimes and banned from Russia, and his lawyer was beaten to death.  His testimony described a criminal Russian state largely devoid of ideology and devoted to sowing chaos in order to make money and amass power.  He further described the methods that the Russian agents used to coopt and control their targets – methods that parallel almost exactly the pattern of contact that is emerging from US investigations into the Trump campaign’s collusion with Russian agents in 2016.  The noose just gets tighter and tighter, and the distractions keep getting larger and larger and there is just no way this is going to end well, really.

19. Mooch lasted all of 10 days on the job, and I think this should be the new unit of measurement for all things connected to der Sturmtrumper.  “Wow, that lasted six whole mooches!” you can say, or, since it’s a base-10 measurement, “I give it a decimooch before it all unravels.” 

20. Meanwhile, the American diplomatic corps – and with it what remains of our leadership in the world – is being systematically destroyed by an administration that is by all evidence utterly incapable of understanding what it is supposed to be doing and how to do it.  For example, Exxon’s own Secretary of State has ordered his department to revise its mission statement, and current drafts look remarkably like the old version with the singular exception of getting rid of any mention of democracy and justice – two things that der Sturmtrumper fears.  I’m sure this change will come as a great comfort to der Sturmtrumper’s puppetmaster in Moscow.

21. Kansas Governor Sam Brownback – the only governor in America more of a Koch Brothers puppet than Wisconsin’s own Governor Teabagger – is apparently abandoning the economic wreckage of a state so devastated by GOP economic policies that even the GOP seems to have noticed, and jumping ship to a State Department position leading the Office of International Religious Freedom.  Consider that Brownback, like most Dominionists, defines “religious freedom” to mean the freedom of extreme right-wing pseudo-Christians to impose their blinkered theocracy on an unwilling world and your freedom to bend over and take it, and you can perhaps see what a disaster in the making this is.  At least Kansas has a fighting chance to recover from his increasingly dictatorial and hallucinatory rule, though, so that’s something.

22. This might also explain why the State Department withdrew from the Presidential Management Fellowship program – a highly respected program that brings top-of-the-line talent into the State Department.  And with the typical display of competence and foresight that one would expect from der Sturmtrumper’s administration, none of program officials or applicants knew about this until they read it in the papers.  Because who needs top-flight talent when you have ideological extremists, cronies, grifters, and hacks who need jobs?

23.  This weakness on the global stage comes from the top, as Peggy Noonan – former Reagan and Bush Sr. speechwriter and campaigner for George W. Bush – points out.  “The president’s primary problem as a leader is not that he is impetuous, brash, or naive,” she said recently.  “It’s not that he is inexperienced, crude, an outsider.  It is that he is weak and sniveling  … whiny, weepy, and self-pitying.  He throws himself, sobbing on the body politic.  He’s a drama queen.”  More to the point, she adds, “the whole world is watching, a world that contains predators.  How could they not be seeing this weakness, confusion and chaos and thinking it a good time to cause some trouble?”

24.  A whole lot of Republican foreign policy professionals are sounding loud and increasingly panicked alarms over the deliberate implosion of American diplomatic strength and world leadership under der Sturmtrumper.  Max Boot, who advised three different GOP presidential candidates notes that der Sturmtrumper “seems as clueless today as he was on January 20th.”  More to the point, Geoffrey Kemp, a Pentagon official during the Ford Administration and an NSC official under Reagan, flatly said that “Trump has an appalling ignorance of the current world, of history, of previous American engagement, of what former Presidents thought and did.  He has an almost studious rejection of the type of in-depth knowledge that virtually all of his predecessors eventually gained or had views on.”  David Gordon, director of the policy planning staff of the State Department under Condoleezza Rice during the Bush Jr. Administration, declared “The sheer scale of his lack of knowledge is what has astounded me – and I had low expectations to begin with.”  Eliot A. Cohen, counselor to Rice during her term at the State Department, flatly notes that “Trump is completely irredeemable.  He has a feral instinct for self-survival, but he’s unteachable.  The ban on Muslims coming into the country and building a wall, and having the Mexicans pay for it, that was all you needed to know about this guy on foreign affairs.  This is a man who is idiotic and bigoted and ignorant of the law.”  More ominously, John McLaughlin, who worked for the CIA from Nixon to Bush Jr. and became its director under Bush, said “American leadership in the world – how do I phrase this, it’s so obvious, but apparently not to him – is critical to our success, and it depends eighty per cent on the credibility of the President’s word. …  Our leadership in the world is slipping away.  It’s slipping through our hands.”

25. If you doubt that, just take a gander at the recently released transcripts of der Sturmtrumper’s phone calls to the leaders of Mexico and Australia – two allied countries, one hastens to note.  The sheer witless incompetence as the Australian attempts repeatedly to explain what his country’s immigration policies actually are to a man willfully ignorant and uninterested in learning the truth is painful, and der Sturmtrumper’s pathetic wheedling of the Mexican leader to stop saying he won’t pay for the wall is just embarrassing.  No wonder American leadership in the world is so badly weakened under this travesty of an administration.

26. This is also perhaps why the Observer – published in Britain since 1791 – recently declared der Sturmtrumper unfit for public office: partisan, clueless, without any substantive legislative achievement despite supposedly leading a party with full control over the US government, and a threat to the western hegemony that has existed since the Age of Imperialism.  Remember, Britain is our oldest and staunchest ally.  Imagine what our enemies are saying.

27.  This might be why you’re starting to see more and more Republicans defying der Sturmtrumper.  He’s weak, ineffectual, flailing and failing, and they have more important career goals than sacrificing themselves for someone who will just as likely take them down with him as reward them.  The Senate has now adjourned after its disastrous session and has made arrangements to prevent der Sturmtrumper from making any recess appointments while they are gone.  On the one hand, this isn’t unprecedented – the GOP treated Obama the same way.  But for a GOP Senate to treat a president supposedly of their own party this way is pretty indicative of what they think of him and his ability to hurt them.

28. The Senate also introduced legislation to protect Special Counsel Robert Mueller from der Sturmtrumper’s attempts to get rid of him, which tells you that they are actively defending someone who just empaneled a grand jury to investigate the president’s crimes, in direct contradiction to der Sturmtrumper’s often volcanically expressed wishes. 

29. In case you’re not up on your legal procedures, by the way, grand juries are serious things.  According to the New Yorker, “Grand juries don’t investigate hoaxes, and there are rules against using them for anything resembling a political witch hunt.  As several former federal prosecutors [said], the grand jury is significant because it means that Mueller is in the midst of a ‘predicated’ criminal investigation.  That is, he has reached the point where he has evidence of criminal conduct.  ‘It can’t be used for a fishing expedition,’ Matt Olsen, a former federal prosecutor said.  ‘He’s got a very powerful tool to pursue specific federal crimes.’”    And while evidence of criminal conduct does not mean that indictments or convictions are certain, it does mean that the desperate cries of “fake news” and “sore losers over the election” are just that much hot air blown in our faces by an increasingly frantic administration trying to distract the American people from serious concerns.

30. Some of the defiance from the GOP might also be due to the fact that der Sturmtrumper’s approval ratings started low and have dropped like a stone as more and more Americans find out what it is like to be ruled by a gibbering idiot.  According to the most recent Quinnipiac poll, der Sturmtrumper’s approval rating has dropped 7 points since late June, down to 33%.  This includes an 8-point drop in support from Republican voters.  White voters without a college degree - a core part of der Sturmtrumper's base - now disapprove of der Sturmtrumper by a 50-43 margin, and overall 54% of Americans now say that they are embarrassed to have this guy in the Oval Office (versus 26% who somehow, some way, remain proud of this fact). 

31. Regardless, it is increasingly clear that federal officials of both parties are now more and more choosing to ignore der Sturmtrumper in order to do their jobs. The head of the Coast Guard announced he will “not break faith” with transgender service members regardless of der Sturmtrumper’s position – an announcement in line with the rather laconic dismissal of that position from the Joint Chiefs of Staff earlier.  The GOP-controlled Senate has moved on from the Republicare debacle despite der Sturmtrumper’s frantic demands that they stay focused on it until he gets what he wants (which, among other things, tells you just how little der Sturmtrumper actually understands about the American Constitutional system of government – presidents don’t get to dictate Congressional agendas).  They’ve also publicly rebuked him for his treatment of the Confederate Attorney General, promising “hell to pay” if der Sturmtrumper goes through with his threats to fire the CAG.  Exxon’s own Secretary of State has publicly contradicted him on North Korea.  Even Vice President Pence has challenged der Sturmtrumper’s interpretation of the Russian sanctions bill.  As Jack Goldsmith – a Justice Department official under Bush Jr. – noted, “What is most remarkable is the extent to which his senior officials act as if Trump were not the chief executive.  Never has a president been so regularly ignored or contradicted by his own officials.”  Before Mooch was unceremoniously dumped by the side of the highway he complained that “There are people inside the administration who think it is their job to save America from this president,” and you know, that was surprisingly astute of him.

32. Six months in and der Sturmtrumper is already showing all the signs of being a lame duck.  That has got to be a new record.

33. This is not to say that der Sturmtrumper’s impact has been negligible.  While the circus goes on center stage, in the background the termites of the right wing are eating away at the foundations of American progress, prosperity, and stability, happy to be out of the spotlight.  “Let me put it this way, said Secretary of Housing and Urban Development Ben Carson said recently, “I’m glad that Trump is drawing all the fire so I can get stuff done.”  There have been any number of right wingers appointed to federal judgeships, for example.  “While President Trump is incompetent at countless aspects of his job, he is proving wildly successful in one respect: naming youthful conservative nominees to the federal bench in record-setting numbers.”  Meanwhile Scott Pruitt is gutting the EPA at historically unprecedented rates, the Justice Department is strengthening civil forfeiture rules (that’s the legal theft of property from people merely accused of crimes, without waiting for conviction, for those of you who think you still have rights or that the GOP would care about protecting them) and weakened opposition to the fundamental GOP survival strategy of voter suppression.  A great many financial regulations put in place in the aftermath of several different economic crises are also being repealed, with no doubt predictable results down the line.  Just because there’s a fool at the top doesn’t mean his underlings are incapable of harm.

34.  For example, the current House appropriations bill includes riders that would largely eliminate any oversight of corporate donations to political campaigns and prohibit the Internal Revenue Service, Securities and Exchange Commission, and Federal Election Commission from enforcing the rules that remain. Because what American politics needs is more dark corporate money to buy elections.  We clearly don’t have enough of that, according to the GOP.

35. Did you notice that der Sturmtrumper is now campaigning against legal immigration too now?  Because white people are too weak and incompetent to compete against everyone else, I suppose.  As someone who is, according to the standard definitions, a white person, I find that more than a little insulting.  I am an American.  These colors do not run.  I’m not going to be afraid of immigrants.  This country was founded by immigrants, and it takes a special kind of stupid to forget that.

36. And a special kind of stupid they do indeed have.  That’s why Senior Policy Advisor Stephen Miller declared publicly that the inscription on the base of the Statue of Liberty – “Give me your tired, your poor / Your huddled masses, yearning to breathe free” and so on, the one that you learned in school back when we were proud of the fact that this country was the home of liberty – was just so much graffiti and didn’t count for anything.  Not surprisingly, this is precisely the same position taken by the morons of the white nationalist movement – a movement that heartily endorsed der Sturmtrumper in 2016, recall.  David Duke and Richard Spencer have all made this same point, and Stormfront – the online home of the neo-Nazi movement in this country – explicitly condemns the poem as graffiti.  You are the company you keep, and der Sturmtrumper and his administration do keep some fascinating company, don’t they?

37. They are also forgetting the simple demographic fact that the birthrate in the US has been below replacement for over a decade now, which means all of the population growth this country has seen recently has been due to immigration.  You want your country to shrink?  Choke off immigration.  Why does der Sturmtrumper want this country to be weak?  You’ll have to ask him.

38. HR McMaster – the guy who came in after National Security Advisor Michael Flynn had to leave on a Russian vacation – has publicly announced that Susan Rice did nothing wrong regarding the fabricated right-wing outrage generator known as the Unmasking Scandal.  And not surprisingly, the right-wing media has gone on toddler-level rampage against McMaster over this (and, admittedly, for other reasons as well, such as the fact that McMaster, a general, does not care much for the right-wing ideologues he inherited on staff from Flynn and has been systematically replacing them).  The long knives are out, folks, and if it weren’t the fate of the republic at stake here it would be entertaining to watch the petit Fascist extremists masquerading as conservatives eat each other alive.  As it is, it’s just disturbing.

39.  And now Sebastian Gorka, one of the openly Nazi members of der Sturmtrumper’s regime, is leaving.  I suppose I should be glad for this bit of news, since my basic rule of morality is that being on the opposite side from the Nazis is generally always the right call, but it does raise some questions.  For crying out loud, if the Nazi thinks he can find greener pastures elsewhere, what does that say about your administration?

40. If you haven’t seen Senator Jeff Flake’s (R-AZ) stunningly blunt condemnation of der Sturmtrumper and the GOP mindset that created this administration and aids and abets it still, you’re missing out.  If he and other Republicans follow through on this, there may yet be hope for the republic.  We’ll see.

41. Republican donor Bob Heghmann has sued the GOP for fraud and racketeering for its failure to repeal the ACA.  He wants his money back.  Uh, dude, you do realize you've just declared to a court of law that your donations were specifically meant to produce a quid pro quo, that you were intending to bribe elected officials to vote in a specific way on a specific issue and now you want a refund?  Seriously?  I mean, not that this is going to land Mr. Heghmann in jail the way it ought to, in a world where Betsy DeVos still has a job that doesn't involve making license plates, but it is unusual to see it expressed so shamelessly.  I guess it's a sign that criminality is nothing to be ashamed of in certain political quarters these days.

Wednesday, August 2, 2017

Report from the County Fair, Part 3: Animals

Once you get past the 4H kids themselves, the animals are really the heart of the Fair.

Most of the people who come to visit don’t really get this, of course.  I certainly didn’t, not until I ended up on the inside of things anyway, as much of the inside as a 4H parent can get without serving on any formal Fair committees.  I do my volunteering, both at the Fair and throughout the year (for some reason I end up working the food booths a lot, and there’s a reason we’re the only 4H club at the Drama Festival that has tech) and I help my daughters and their various projects get set up.  In a world where hours are at a premium that’s enough, I think – I don’t have time for all of the things I am required to do, let alone all the things other people think I ought to do, which means that attempts to conscript me into formal positions will be met with astonishment at such effrontery.  There might even be sarcasm.  But you have to chip in to make things work, and once you do you see things differently.

For most people, the Fair is the midway and the concerts and the vendors.  Those are the things in the middle, geographically, and therefore the ones most people see.  The projects are all on one end, and the animals are all at the other, but this is a 4H Fair.  It’s not like most County Fairs, which are open-class.  The heart of the Fair is the kids and their projects, and the projects that require the most time and energy year-round are the animals.

Plus the kids with the bigger animals can sleep over.  They own the place.  You’re just visiting.

Lauren is our animal person.  Once you get past cats, Tabitha is pretty content to leave the animals alone, but Lauren may well end up as a farmer at the rate she’s going.  She started with rabbits, then added chickens, and then turkeys.  This year she added pigs. 

When you total all that up, well, it was a busy Fair.

The first of Lauren’s animals to go through her paces was Drake, the pig she had been borrowing.  Andy loaded Drake (and Panic, the pig Autum was borrowing) into the stall in the Swine barn on Tuesday, where they rested comfortably for a while.  Drake is the black one.




The first thing that they do with the pigs is weigh them.  The pigs have to weigh between 260 and 290 pounds (which is, um, really heavy in metric).  On the one hand, Drake just about made the cutoff, coming in at 285.  On the other hand, she did leave the weigh-in slightly lighter than she went into it.  They herd the pigs into an enclosure and shut the door behind them, since pigs are not generally content to stand on a scale until the numbers stabilize otherwise.  Unfortunately her tail got caught in the door and she started forward, which left her an inch or two shorter than she had been, poor thing.  She recovered nicely, though, and was happy and healthy when they took her away at the end of the Fair.

That night there was Swine Showmanship.

Have you ever seen Swine Showmanship?  It is just the oddest thing you can possibly imagine. 

It takes place in a pine-shaving-covered space that’s just about big enough to let in a dozen or so exhibitors and their pigs.  And then they mill around.  That’s pretty much it.  Except that the exhibitors all have what look like child’s fishing rods and they use them to direct the pigs from place to place – the goal of the exercise is to demonstrate how well you have trained your pig to respond to your direction, after all – and a) this works better for some pigs than others and b) this is a rather limited space in which to work, which means that there are all kinds of traffic jams and pile-ups, not to mention the occasional runaway.  The exhibitors do this with a prescribed and – to the outside observer – rather peculiar bent-knee kind of crabwalk gait, all the while keeping intense eye contact with the judge who is milling about with the rest of them inside that space.




They do this for a while, and eventually the judge starts sending people off into the side stalls until everyone is there in the likely order of finish.  That’s the judge with the red ribbon, there on the right, in the middle picture above.  This is where she asks all of those doing the Showmanship a few questions to see how much they know about their animals and makes whatever mental adjustments to the order she feels are necessary.

Eventually she lets them mill around again, and then herds them back into the stalls again, after which there is a short explanation of who got what ribbon and why.  It goes by surprisingly quickly.  And then the cycle begins with the next class.  Lauren ended up with a white ribbon, which isn’t bad for her first time out.  Some of her competitors have been showing pigs for years!

The next morning was the Barrow Show, where they judge the pigs themselves.  This means Lauren had to get there early to wash and groom her pig.


The Barrow Show is very similar to the Showmanship, really, except there’s only one round of milling about and no questions for the exhibitors.  That’s the judge in the khakis, in the bottom picture below.  Drake ended up with a white ribbon, though Lauren was happy to note that it was the highest ranking white of all of Andy’s pigs and she did not come in last in her class (Drake was judged with the Heavies, which sounds sort of ominous but was actually pretty fun).





The last thing they do with the pigs is sell them.  These are livestock, after all, and none of them are still with us as I type this. 

I’d never been to a livestock auction until a couple of years ago at the Fair, when we went through it with Lauren’s turkey.  It’s much the same process with the pigs, really.  For the Meat Sale (as it is bluntly known – the poultry auction is part of the more euphonious “Fur and Feather Sale”) they line up all of the exhibitors and march them, one by one, into the same area where the Showmanship and Barrow Show were held (now conveniently pine-shaving-free).  The exhibitor holds up a big sign that he or she made the night before, if they were planning ahead (that morning if not).  For poultry you just describe the class (“Bronze Tom”) but for pigs you have to list the weight as well, since they’re sold by the pound.  The bidding starts pretty much the instant the exhibitor comes to a complete stop in front of the auctioneer, and it usually goes by fairly quickly.  The YAAAAA! Men stand to either side and call out whenever they see a bid, and by the time a full minute has elapsed it’s almost always over and they move on to the next.


Lauren’s pig was purchased by one of our local supermarkets for a tidy sum.  Our original assumption was that Andy would get the money, but it turns out he just wanted his expenses.  So Lauren will have a nice boost to her college fund (and, perhaps, a bit that doesn’t quite make it into the fund so she can enjoy something nice, because you have to do that).  Thanks, Andy!

The problem with having too many different animals at the Fair is that the Fair is only so long, which means that things overlap.  The Barrow Show, for example, was exactly the same time as the Rabbit Showmanship, so there were a few anxious moments as the schedules got closer and closer together.  Fortunately Lauren’s pig was judged with nearly half an hour to spare before her Rabbit Showmanship class was called.  In any case, the Rabbit people are used to it and are much more flexible than the Swine people (for obvious reasons, if you’re there to see it), so they told her she could get it done at a slightly different time if the conflict proved unavoidable.  It all worked out.

There was some question as to which of the rabbits Lauren would use for Showmanship, since you really want a fairly docile rabbit for this process.  Maybelline ended up the winner of that debate, and this year she rewarded that choice by not taking a slice out of Lauren’s face like she did last year.  So, progress.

Rabbit showmanship is one of those things that’s hard to explain if you’ve never seen it.  From the outside it looks fairly simple – the exhibitor walks up to the judge, rabbit in hand, and then spends about five or ten minutes saying things that you, the audience member, cannot hear and flipping the rabbit upside down and back any number of times to demonstrate various rabbit bits.  But having heard the actual spiel that these exhibitors are required to go through, I can tell you it’s more complicated than it looks.  There’s a lot to know about rabbits.

Also, you don’t get a rod to keep the rabbit in line, like you do with pigs.  You’re on your own.  Just you and a rabbit.


Lauren moved up a class this year, so the competition was that much tougher, but she came home with a Second Blue, only a couple of points away from a trophy.  Congratulations to Lauren!

The actual Rabbit judging was later that night.  We’re used to this routine by now.  It starts at 5pm when the first exhibitors schlep their bunnies from the Rabbit Barn to the Stock Pavilion, just across the way, and it runs until the stars wink out and the oceans freeze, by which time all of the rabbits have been judged and the trophies awarded.  Or at least it used to be that way.  This year went much more quickly than in years past, and on a close, muggy day we were grateful for that.

Lauren actually had three rabbits this year.  Maybelline made her third appearance at the Fair, and ended up with a red.  Her offspring did better, though.  Keaton, the junior buck, got a blue.  And Miley, the junior doe, got blue for best in her class and very nearly came home with a trophy as well!




The last of Lauren’s animals to be judged this year were the poultry.  Unfortunately I had to go into work that day, so I only heard about it second-hand.  Oh well.  It’s the price one pays for volunteering – I had intended to go to work on Friday, but there were several volunteer opportunities that made themselves known as Things I Was Doing (selling cream puffs, cleaning the Poultry Barn) that day and so sacrifices had to be made.  Kim got to see it, though, and that made up a bit for the fact that I saw the Barrow Show while she had to work.

This whole “earning a living” thing really gets in the way sometimes.

The turkeys were judged first.  The hen got a white and the tom got a red and we have no idea why either of those things happened because nobody could hear the judge.  I can’t say I would dispute those calls, but it’s always nice to know their reasoning and I’m sorry it didn’t work out that way.



As for Lauren’s chickens, the two Dominiques (hen and cockerel) both got white ribbons, largely because of comb issues – the hen’s comb is inverted, while the cockerel’s is both lopsided and “out of control.”  The bantam Rhode Island Reds (hen and cockerel) both got Third Blue ribbons in fairly large classes, though, so that was nice.


Somewhere in there is Chicken Showmanship, which is even more free-form than the Rabbit Showmanship in that there is no set schedule for it – you just have to find a time to go in with your bird in between all the birds you have that are being shown, which means it can sometimes take a couple of tries if the showing happens quickly and the line moves slowly.  Like all the other Showmanships, it’s more about the exhibitor than the animal, which makes Lauren’s trophy-winning performance all that much sweeter.


Apparently she and another exhibitor tied and it had to go to a round of tie-breaker questions.  Nice job, Lauren!

I also missed the Poultry Fun Event, which was new this year and happened on Saturday afternoon.  I’m not sure who organized it, but apparently it was, as advertised, a great deal of fun.  Lauren’s Rhode Island Red rooster took first prize in the crowing contest, and her Dominique hen took first in Walking the Plank and third in Agility.  You didn’t know chickens were such balletic little pirates, did you?  There – now that’s a thing you know.



I did get to go to the Fur and Feather Sale on Saturday morning, though, where Lauren once again had to wave about a sign advertising her turkey for auction.  This sale works a bit differently from the Meat Sale in that it is possible to donate the animal back to the sale once you’ve purchased it, at which point the money goes to the exhibitor and then it gets auctioned off again with that money going to the Scholarship Fund.  Since Kim and I, as educators, heartily support the Scholarship fund, we made it a point to bid on those whenever they came up.  This is how we inadvertently ended up buying Lauren’s turkey, whose original bidder had donated it back for resale.

So now we have a turkey for the holidays, I suppose.

Loading out the animals was the usual chaotic mess that you would expect when an entire Fair’s worth of livestock that had come in across several days has to leave in two hours.  We didn’t have to do anything with the pig, as that was taken care of by the winning bidders (who subcontracted it out to the actual meat processors, I believe).  But Kim collected the rabbits.  Tabitha got all of the artistic and houseplant projects.  And Lauren and I gathered up the poultry and took it all to the barn, where they were reunited with their buddies.

Except poultry really don’t have buddies.  Especially the turkeys, who spent most of the night fighting with each other until they went to sleep, whereupon they forgot everything that had ever happened to them ever and got on with their lives.  They’re fine now.

And so are we.